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No explanations required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Cozy hoodie with bold dark romance reader energy\u003cbr\u003e• Classic roomy fit made for spicy chapters, crisp nights, and couch reading marathons\u003cbr\u003e• Substantial 8 oz fleece that feels warm, soft, and structured\u003cbr\u003e• Kangaroo pocket for cold hands, bookmarks, and everyday essentials\u003cbr\u003e• Easy to layer with leggings, jeans, or your favorite lounge pants\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 50% cotton, 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz\/yd²\u003cbr\u003e• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord\u003cbr\u003e• Roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e• Tubular seamless body for cleaner lines\u003cbr\u003e• DTF\/DTG printed graphic for crisp detail\u003cbr\u003e• Tear-away label\u003cbr\u003e• OEKO-TEX certified dyes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, max 30°C\/90°F. 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