{"product_id":"tummy-ache-headache-fictional-man-problem-tee","title":"Tummy Ache Headache Fictional Man Problem Tee","description":"\u003ch5 class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStarted with a tummy ache. Added a headache. Then a fictional man made everything worse.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Vibe\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDramatic, slightly unwell, and fully committed to the plot. This tee is for the reader who is physically fragile, emotionally attached, and somehow still making room for one more fictional man to ruin her life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_13sb5_144\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, relaxed, and made for your next full-body reading spiral\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny without trying too hard, the kind of shirt readers instantly understand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for dark romance girls, book boyfriend collectors, and emotionally unavailable fictional men\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEasy to style with denim, lounge shorts, leggings, or your favorite oversized cardigan\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe tiny \"being brave about it though\" line makes the whole thing painfully accurate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_13sb5_144\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric weight: 6.1 oz\/yd² (206.8 g\/m²)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment-dyed\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e7\/8″ double-needle topstitched collar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTwill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDouble-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"_p_13sb5_107\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"_ul_13sb5_144\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIron on low if needed, avoid the print\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e17 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ⅜\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e21 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e23 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24 ⅝\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printful","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":53582560002232,"sku":"7379692_15124","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":53582560035000,"sku":"7379692_15125","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":53582560067768,"sku":"7379692_15126","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":53582560100536,"sku":"7379692_15127","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":53582560133304,"sku":"7379692_15128","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":53582560166072,"sku":"7379692_16335","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":53582560198840,"sku":"7379692_17508","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":53582559772856,"sku":"7379692_16523","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":53582559805624,"sku":"7379692_16524","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":53582559838392,"sku":"7379692_16525","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":53582559871160,"sku":"7379692_16526","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":53582559903928,"sku":"7379692_16527","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":53582559936696,"sku":"7379692_16528","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 4XL","offer_id":53582559969464,"sku":"7379692_17507","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0946\/8202\/2072\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_4aldqg4aldqg4ald.png?v=1781202667","url":"https:\/\/thespinedlife.com\/products\/tummy-ache-headache-fictional-man-problem-tee","provider":"TheSpinedLife","version":"1.0","type":"link"}