Tummy Ache Headache Fictional Man Problem Tee

Started with a tummy ache. Added a headache. Then a fictional man made everything worse.

The Vibe

Dramatic, slightly unwell, and fully committed to the plot. This tee is for the reader who is physically fragile, emotionally attached, and still somehow making room for one more fictional man to ruin her life.

Why You'll Love It

• Soft, relaxed, and made for your next full-body reading spiral
• Funny without trying too hard, so readers will get it immediately
• Perfect for dark romance girls, book boyfriend collectors, and fictional man apologists
• Easy to style with denim, lounge shorts, leggings, or your favorite oversized cardigan
• The tiny "being brave about it though" line makes the whole thing painfully accurate
• Made for readers who are not okay, but are absolutely finishing the chapter

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DTG printed with premium inks that sink directly into the vintage fabric, no thick plasticky feel, no cracking in the wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Shipping

• Free shipping on all U.S. orders
• Production takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery takes 3–5 business days after shipping
• Allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery
• You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• U.S. only at this time

Returns & Exchanges

• Each item is made to order just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues, change of mind, or buyer's remorse
• If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and your order number and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund