I Prefer My Reality With Dragons Tee

This reality is overrated anyway.

The Vibe

For the reader who's done pretending this world is enough. Vintage-inspired typography meets dark fantasy illustration on a garment-dyed tee that looks like it was pulled straight from a dragon rider's wardrobe. The kind of shirt that starts conversations with the right people and confuses everyone else.

Why You'll Love It

• Made for readers who would choose dragons over real life every single time
• The castle, dragon, and moon details give it that romantasy feel without looking too costume-y
• Cream ink pops beautifully on darker Comfort Colors shades like Black, Navy, Midnight, and Pepper
• Detailed enough to feel magical, but still clean enough to wear as an everyday tee
• Perfect for fantasy readers, dragon girls, romantasy fans, and anyone who treats books like an escape plan
• Easy to style with denim shorts, leggings, a cardigan, or your favorite bookstore-running outfit

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DTG printed with premium inks that sink directly into the vintage fabric, no thick plasticky feel, no cracking in the wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Shipping

• Free shipping on all U.S. orders
• Production takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery takes 3–5 business days after shipping
• Allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery
• You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• U.S. only at this time

Returns & Exchanges

• Each item is made to order just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues, change of mind, or buyer's remorse
• If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and your order number and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund