Shit Happens. Books Help. (beer is optional) Graphic Tee

Life's messy. Books are better.

The Vibe

For the reader who has been through it, survived it, and immediately reached for a book. Bold distressed typography in dusty rose, navy, and deep wine, printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels as good as your favorite reading day.

Why You'll Love It

• Three-color distressed typography that's equal parts honest and bookish
• The quiet punchline "(beer is optional)" hits every time
• Available in Ivory, Bay, and White so you can match your aesthetic
• Relaxed fit made for reading marathons and recovering from life
• The perfect gift for the reader who handles everything with a book and a cold one

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DTG printed with premium inks that sink directly into the vintage fabric, no thick plasticky feel, no cracking in the wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Shipping

• Free shipping on all U.S. orders
• Production takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery takes 3–5 business days after shipping
• Allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery
• You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• U.S. only at this time

Returns & Exchanges

• Each item is made to order just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues, change of mind, or buyer's remorse
• If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and your order number and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund