Shit Happens. Books Help. (beer is optional) Graphic Tee
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$30.00
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$30.00
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Boutique-style bookish merch
Shit Happens. Books Help. (beer is optional) Graphic Tee
$30.00
Sale price
$30.00
Regular price
Free U.S. shipping included. No surprise fees at checkout.
Life's messy. Books are better.
The Vibe
For the reader who has been through it, survived it, and immediately reached for a book. Bold distressed typography in dusty rose, navy, and deep wine, printed on a garment-dyed heavyweight tee that feels as good as your favorite reading day.
Why You'll Love It
- Three-color distressed typography that's equal parts honest and bookish
- The quiet punchline "(beer is optional)" hits every time
- Available in Ivory, Bay, and White so you can match your aesthetic
- Relaxed fit made for reading marathons and recovering from life
- The perfect gift for the reader who handles everything with a book and a cold one
Product Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed
- Relaxed fit
- 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly on design.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
Details
Each item is made to order, which means it is created just for you after checkout instead of sitting in a warehouse.
This helps reduce waste and allows us to offer more unique bookish designs for dark romance readers, morally grey book lovers, and anyone who likes their merch a little less basic.
Please check the size, color, and product details before ordering since each piece is made just for you.
Shipping & Returns
Free U.S. shipping is included on every order. No code needed.
Each item is made to order just for you. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, and standard U.S. delivery usually takes 3–5 business days once shipped.
Please allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.
Because each piece is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.
But we’ll always make it right if your item arrives damaged, incorrect, misprinted, or has a production issue. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo, and we’ll help with a replacement or refund when applicable.