Probably Consuming Trash Raccoon Graphic Tee

Just a little woodland menace with a book in hand and questionable life choices.

The Vibe

Cozy reader meets trash goblin energy. This tee is for the book lover who looks innocent, has a wildly dramatic TBR, and is probably one minor inconvenience away from becoming a raccoon in the woods.

Why You'll Love It

• Because "probably" is doing a lot of work, and you both know it
• Because the raccoon is you, and honestly? You've accepted that
• Botanical-inspired artwork on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee that feels as good as it looks
• Your book club will know exactly what this means the second they see it
• The kind of tee that finds its people without needing any explanation
• Available in Pepper and Midnight, two colorways that were made for this design
• Soft, structured, and built to be worn absolutely into the ground

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DTG printed with premium inks that sink directly into the vintage fabric, no thick plasticky feel, no cracking in the wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Shipping

• Free shipping on all U.S. orders
• Production takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery takes 3–5 business days after shipping
• Allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery
• You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• U.S. only at this time

Returns & Exchanges

• Each item is made to order just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues, change of mind, or buyer's remorse
• If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and your order number and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund