Probably Consuming Trash Raccoon Graphic Tee

Just a little woodland menace with a book in hand and questionable life choices.

The Vibe

Cozy reader meets trash goblin energy. This tee is for the book lover who looks innocent, has a wildly dramatic TBR, and is probably one minor inconvenience away from becoming a raccoon in the woods.

Why You'll Love It

• Because "probably" is doing a lot of work, and you both know it
• Because the raccoon is you, and honestly? You've accepted that
• Botanical-inspired artwork on a heavyweight garment-dyed tee that feels as good as it looks
• Your book club will know exactly what this means the second they see it
• The kind of tee that finds its people without needing any explanation
• Available in Pepper and Midnight, two colorways that were made for this design
• Soft, structured, and built to be worn absolutely into the ground

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron on low if needed, avoid the print.

Size guide

Each item is made to order, which means it is created just for you after checkout instead of sitting in a warehouse.

This helps reduce waste and allows us to offer more unique bookish designs for dark romance readers, morally grey book lovers, and anyone who likes their merch a little less basic.

Please check the size, color, and product details before ordering since each piece is made just for you.

Free U.S. shipping is included on every order. No code needed.

Each item is made to order just for you. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, and standard U.S. delivery usually takes 3–5 business days once shipped.

Please allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.

Because each piece is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.

But we’ll always make it right if your item arrives damaged, incorrect, misprinted, or has a production issue. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo, and we’ll help with a replacement or refund when applicable.