Anatomy of a Chronic Reader Tee

Your heart runs on books, bad decisions, and fictional men who don't exist.

The Vibe: This vintage anatomical illustration tells the whole truth about what's really going on inside a chronic reader. Scientifically accurate? Absolutely not. Emotionally accurate? Down to the last percentage point. Wear it like the diagnosis you've accepted and moved on from.

Why You'll Love It:

• 28% emotionally attached to fictional men and not even a little sorry
• Vintage typewriter font and anatomical illustration that looks like it belongs in a very chaotic medical textbook
• Soft, broken-in feel that's as easy to wear as it is to justify another book purchase
• A conversation starter for every BookTok girlie, library regular, and "just one more chapter" liar in your life
• The kind of shirt that makes other readers stop you and say "same"

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DTG printed with premium inks that sink directly into the vintage fabric, no thick plasticky feel, no cracking in the wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Shipping

• Free shipping on all U.S. orders
• Production takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery takes 3–5 business days after shipping
• Allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery
• You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• U.S. only at this time

Returns & Exchanges

• Each item is made to order just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues, change of mind, or buyer's remorse
• If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and your order number and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund