God Forbid Women Have Hobbies Tee

For the witch who reads instead of explaining herself.

The Vibe

This tee is for the women who cancel plans for chapters, who have a TBR taller than their nightstand, and who absolutely do not apologize for it. Three witches, one crescent moon, zero regrets. The vintage woodcut illustration gives it that dark, editorial feel you didn't know your wardrobe was missing.

Why You'll Love It

• The phrase that lives rent-free in every reader's head, finally on a tee
• Moody vintage illustration that looks like it belongs in a grimoire
• Soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• A conversation starter for every BookTok girlie who sees it in the wild

Product Details

• Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz/yd²
• Garment-dyed for a soft, broken-in feel right out of the bag
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• DTG printed with premium inks that sink directly into the vintage fabric, no thick plasticky feel, no cracking in the wash

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach.

Shipping

• Free shipping on all U.S. orders
• Production takes 2–5 business days
• Delivery takes 3–5 business days after shipping
• Allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery
• You'll receive a tracking number once your order ships
• U.S. only at this time

Returns & Exchanges

• Each item is made to order just for you, so we're unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing issues, change of mind, or buyer's remorse
• If your item arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and your order number and we'll make it right with a replacement or refund