Smut & Cock-Tales Graphic Tee

Extra spicy. Extra filthy. Absolutely no apologies.

The Vibe

This is the tee for the reader who finishes the spicy chapter before bed and calls it self-care. Bold retro pin-up energy, unapologetic dark romance attitude, and a chili pepper Easter egg for the ones who look closely. You know who you are.

Why You'll Love It

• Soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tee with that lived-in, vintage feel from the first wear
• Relaxed, easy fit made for sipping, reading, and making questionable fictional choices
• Garment-dyed for a perfectly worn-in look that feels like your favorite tee right out of the bag
• Bold retro blue graphic with just the right amount of spice, sass, and bookish chaos
• A guaranteed conversation starter for book club, girls' night, or your next "just one chapter" spiral
• Available in White and Natural, because one is for cocktails and the other is for cock-tales

Product Details

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8" double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Iron inside out if needed.

Size guide

Each item is made to order, which means it is created just for you after checkout instead of sitting in a warehouse.

This helps reduce waste and allows us to offer more unique bookish designs for dark romance readers, morally grey book lovers, and anyone who likes their merch a little less basic.

Please check the size, color, and product details before ordering since each piece is made just for you.

Free U.S. shipping is included on every order. No code needed.

Each item is made to order just for you. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, and standard U.S. delivery usually takes 3–5 business days once shipped.

Please allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.

Because each piece is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.

But we’ll always make it right if your item arrives damaged, incorrect, misprinted, or has a production issue. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo, and we’ll help with a replacement or refund when applicable.