Thick Thighs and Smutty Vibes Hoodie
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$56.00
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Boutique-style bookish merch
Thick Thighs and Smutty Vibes Hoodie
$56.00
Sale price
$56.00
Regular price
Free U.S. shipping included. No surprise fees at checkout.
The Vibe
For the reader who has zero shame about her TBR pile and even less about her taste in fictional men. Wear it proudly. No explanations required.
Why You’ll Love It
• Cozy hoodie with bold dark romance reader energy
• Classic roomy fit made for spicy chapters, crisp nights, and couch reading marathons
• Substantial 8 oz fleece that feels warm, soft, and structured
• Kangaroo pocket for cold hands, bookmarks, and everyday essentials
• Easy to layer with leggings, jeans, or your favorite lounge pants
The Details
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd²
• Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Roomy kangaroo pocket
• Tubular seamless body for cleaner lines
• DTF/DTG printed graphic for crisp detail
• Tear-away label
• OEKO-TEX certified dyes
Care
Machine wash cold, max 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry medium. Iron on low heat if needed. Use non-chlorine bleach only. Do not dry clean.
Note: Not all colors are available in every size. Available combinations will display at checkout.
Size Chart
Finding the perfect fit is key for a cozy reading marathon. All measurements are provided in inches and refer to the garment laying flat.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Length (from center back) |
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.50 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.50 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.50 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.50 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.10 | 37.50 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.50 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.50 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.50 |
Details
Each item is made to order, which means it is created just for you after checkout instead of sitting in a warehouse.
This helps reduce waste and allows us to offer more unique bookish designs for dark romance readers, morally grey book lovers, and anyone who likes their merch a little less basic.
Please check the size, color, and product details before ordering since each piece is made just for you.
Shipping & Returns
Free U.S. shipping is included on every order. No code needed.
Each item is made to order just for you. Production typically takes 2–5 business days, and standard U.S. delivery usually takes 3–5 business days once shipped.
Please allow 5–10 business days total from order to delivery. You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.
Because each piece is made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for sizing, color choice, or change of mind.
But we’ll always make it right if your item arrives damaged, incorrect, misprinted, or has a production issue. Contact us within 7 days of delivery with a photo, and we’ll help with a replacement or refund when applicable.